You are standing before a crowd of people. They look friendly enough, but one can never tell...
What do you do to get their attention?
[[Stare menacingly]]
[[Throw your laptop]]
[[Clap]]You stare. And continue staring. The crowd wonders what has come over you.
[[Try something else|Beginning]]You vigorously hurl your laptop onto the floor with a crash. It bounces and shatters into several useless pieces. Smart.
[[Try something else|Beginning]]You clap your hands together once and vocalize a squeak. That seemed to work. You have their attention.
[[The End]]That wasn't so hard was it?